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Title: Arriving in Casfandom
Rating: PG
Wordcount: ~130
Genre/pairings: Dean&Castiel gen. Crack. Very much crack.
Contents/warnings: Hurt!Castiel, longsuffering!Dean
A/N: Just a quick commentfic I wrote a while back.
Disclaimer: SPN and its characters do not belong to me.

Summary: Q: So how do I know I've arrived in Casfandom?
A: When it starts to feel like you're vomiting rainbows, you'll know you've really arrived.


"Dean," said Castiel, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. "We have a problem."

Dean threw him a disgusted look. "Besides you getting carsick? I swear, if you puke in the car--"

"It's not that," Castiel said. He frowned, and ran the hand he wiped his mouth with across his hair. Dean grimaced. "I haven't been vomiting bile."

"--what?"

"I've been vomiting rainbows."

"What the hell?" said Dean, and followed Castiel when he led the way to where he'd retched only moments before.

Castiel hadn't been lying. Where Dean had expected to find half-digested food was a miniature rainbow, vivid and colorful.

"That's not supposed to happen," Dean said. He knelt down by the rainbow, and was surprised that it smelled of roses.

Date: 2011-03-03 02:38 am (UTC)
scaramouche: Idina Menzel as Elphaba, with lyrics from "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" (elphaba over the rainbow)
From: [personal profile] scaramouche
LOL. What next, farting glitter? :D

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